Friday 5 for January 9: Gag me with a spoon

Hello, and welcome to this week’s Friday 5! Please copy these questions to your webspace. Answer the question there; then leave a comment below so we’ll all know where to check out your responses. Please don’t forget to link us from your website!

1. When did you last experience something that was totally tubular?
2. When did you last see something that was grody to the max?
3. What’s your damage?
4. When did you recently feel like a neo-maxi zoom dweebie?
5. When did someone bite you, and when did you bite someone else?

Thanks for participating, and have a def weekend, word? Word!