Friday 5 for May 1: The most convenient definitions

Hello, and welcome to this week’s Friday 5! Please copy these questions to your webspace. Answer the questions there; then leave a comment below so we’ll all know where to check out your responses. Please don’t forget to link us from your website!

Questions taken verbatim from a certain favorite movie.

1. So — so on Monday, what happens?
2. What was that ruckus?
3. What do you know about trigonometry?
4. Vodka? When do you drink vodka?
5. How’d you like to go fishing this weekend?

Thank you so much for participating, and have a demented and sad — but social! — weekend!* Please stay safe, and if you’re having trouble connecting with people these days, please reach out. I’ll text/IM/DM with you until the madness goes away, if ever.

My FB and Twitter info are at the end of this post (IG I.D. is same as Twitter). I’ll give you my phone number too, if you want to text. You don’t have to go through this alone.

* just maintain your distance!